You can staple a suffix of your choice to the gorgeous head of
Naakers Bones,  but no combination of words can successfully pin down the disparate noise that escapes her beautiful, voluptuous lips. 

Indeed, any attempt to define the band in this haphazard manner would be an exercise in existentialism; the Brighton-based outfit was thrashing out melodic gems long before 'post-hardcore' became a label of choice.

So there's only one thing for it:  hunt down a rare recording by the disbanded four-piece and swallow it raw and wrigling.